Ummmm..... does this seriously go on in people's lives? People actually greet the news that someone is pregnant (and likely to be happy about it, given they are announcing it) with something negative?
I really hope that I am fortunate enough NOT to be someone who has their stomach prodded at by random women in supermarkets. (Or I hope that that woman is fortunate enough not to try, because I'm not sure I'm very keen on having my tummy squeezed by complete strangers and I'm not sure my reaction would be very polite!).
Wow, the idea that people actually have families and/or friends who essentially insist on being present at the birth (trust me, by the time I'm 9 months pregnant and in labour, no one in their right mind should want to see what is going on down there!), or that after the birth they essentially hog the baby from the parents for hours/days/weeks at a time is pretty horrifying.
Thankfully life has blessed me with non-intrusive, helpful, kind and sensitive families and friends. I have not had one person sound disappointed that I am pregnant, nor have I had anyone insist that they should be present at what is likely to be one of the most traumatic and frankly embarrassing events of my life so far (even worse... apparently there are people who secretly record the birth on their video phones... in case the mother should ever want to see it..... yes, I desperately want to relive me screaming in pain like a warthog, with sweat all over my face and my hair matted on top of my head.... hmmmmm attractive)
So, I know I have said it already, but I feel pretty lucky for the people in my life!
But I'll give fair warning, should anyone lost their grasp on being sensitive to the hormonal pregnant girl and use the words "you look about to pop"; "you look much further on that XX weeks"; "..but you are huge" or comment on what I am eating (yes, even if I am on my fifth chocolate eclair of the hour) then I may have little or no control over my pregnancy hormones and thus my response ;-)
Also, if my unfortunate pregnant body decides that I REALLY REALLY need some additional weight on my ass, hips, thighs, or even face, I don't want to know. Seriously, please act like I am Kate Moss on the cocaine trail, even if I am beginning to resemble a hippo, I will love you for it!
(Can't you tell I'm relishing becoming roughly the size of a killer whale!)
xx